it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Can you bring me the toilet please
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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