I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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