ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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