The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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