My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
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girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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