yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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