the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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