how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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