Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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