hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck