please come you make the beer taste better
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there