you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.