I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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