when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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