I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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