found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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