So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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