He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize