I am puke
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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