I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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