How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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