If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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