her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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