on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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