i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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