All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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