he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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