Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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