I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I am full of burrito and curiosity
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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