There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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