He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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