ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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