Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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