is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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