I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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