After last night, I could never be a politician.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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