So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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