Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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