The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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