it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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