Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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