i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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