Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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