dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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