i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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