stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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