some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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