There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
FUCK WHALES
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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