But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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