i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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