I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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