i really wish james franco would like my vagina
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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