Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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