help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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