i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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