I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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