Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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