he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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