oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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